Sam (@samutch), who co-runs Degen City, posted a "completely unbiased casino tier list" to X on Saturday. His bio is the only disclosure in the piece: "spoiled brother of @romer co-running @degencity." A casino co-owner ranking casinos is somehow the most honest tier list posted this month, because at least this one came with the joke attached.

The image was the list itself: Stake, Duel, 500 Casino and Degen City stacked into tiers, with BetBolt parked in S where the trouble started.

The replies treated it like a ledger. One account tagged roughly twenty-five casinos to dispute BetBolt sitting in S tier, the energy of a person filing an amicus brief against a meme. Twenty-five operators, personally summoned, because a casino co-owner's joke ranked the wrong casino too high.

That is the whole bit. Mr.Rich's list drew a $2,000 bounty to prove the author never played, plus $50K in affiliate claims. Sam's list drew a laugh, and the replies convened the hearing anyway. The only person who admitted the tier list was a gag was the guy who co-runs one of the casinos on it. The tier-list economy does not stop for satire. It subpoenas it.