A football system bet just printed $2,320,817.87 on Thrill, the single largest sports win in the site's entire first year. Sit in that number for a second. It is more than most lifetime bankrolls, and it arrived on a bet slip, not a bonus buy. Somebody out there is either a genius, a lunatic, or both, and we will never know which.

Because Thrill's victory lap does not name that person. The post congratulates its "random winners" and then prints ten handles. Those ten accounts are the trivia giveaway winners: ten dollars each, one hundred dollars total, all for answering a multiple-choice question correctly.

That question, by the way, was "Which sport dropped the single highest win amount in our first year?" Answer: Football. So the house turned its own biggest sports win into pub trivia, paid out a crisp hundred in bylines, and left the person who actually cashed $2.32 million as a "View bet" link. The math is almost beautiful: every named person in the announcement is worth ten dollars. The unnamed one is worth two point three million.

Whoever hit that slip: well done, genuinely. You pressed the button and the button said $2,320,817.87. Thrill, meanwhile, has made nameless wins a house style: the biggest sports bet in company history, and the only people with their names in the paper are the ones who won a round of drinks.